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Jared Bovard

Principal Software Engineer

Key Background:

Dev Experience: 20+ yrs

Tech Leadership: 11 yrs

.NET: 20 yrs

SQL: 20 yrs

C#: 12 yrs

Javascript: 12 yrs

Node.js: 5 yrs

TypeScript: 5 yrs

AWS: 3 yrs

Salesforce: 3 yrs

My Office Team

My wife and I have 5 cats and a dog. They’re the best remote office team around.

Let me introduce you:

Aggie
Might Be Part Bear Cub

Aggie, aka Agatha Christie - Mystery Pup (my wife's name choice). She's a black long-haired border collie and lab mix (though probably broader than that given her sharp-angled snout and gnarly teeth that half hang out of her mouth). She has soft floppy ears and big brown eyes. Her teeth allow her to go from looking ferocious to friendly as can be instantly. But here she's the latter because she's happy to meet you.

Takes me for walks in fresh air to keep me healthy, alert, and productive.

Performance review:
14/10

Sophie
The Ruler of the Roost

Sophie - A pure white cat with soft pink ears and a pink bunny-like nose. She has one pale blue eye and one gray. She's become completely deaf in her later years, but she'll hear you slacking off from a mile away.

Occasional micromanager, but keeps everything on-track; especially treat time.

Performance review:
13/10

Izzy
The Queen of Cozy

Izzy - a gray mackerel tabby cat with one eye, cuddled in a plush ivory throw. She'll happily remind you, self-care is healthcare, and you can't serve your team well if you don't take good care of yourself too.

Reminds me daily self-care is essential to success.

Performance review:
12/10

Ember
Our Shady Lady

Ember - a mackerel torbie cat whose ginger streaks look like burning embers on the hot coals of her darker background. A master of the side-eye. No, your dad jokes aren't funny, and she's not afraid to let you know. Those stern squinted amber eyes say only one thing - get back to work.

There will be no slacking off on her watch… unless she can join you.

Performance review:
12/10

Darcy
The Office Prankster

Darcy - a female black cat turned to the side with squinty eyes and a big toothy grin

Darcy delights in sneaking up on her fellow team members, keeping everyone on their toes.

Performance review:
11/10

Jack
The Intern

Jack, a ginger mackerel tabby cat, lays on his tower, staring into the camera with his big amber eyes. The baby of the family at just 5 years old, he's sometimes more interested in play than work. And by play, I mean nipping at my ankles to make sure I never risk dosing off at my desk.

Prioritizes play time, but has potential and is eager to learn.

Performance review:
10/10

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