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Jared Bovard

Principal Software Engineer

Key Background:

Dev Experience: 20+ yrs

Tech Leadership: 11 yrs

.NET: 20 yrs

SQL: 20 yrs

C#: 12 yrs

Javascript: 12 yrs

Node.js: 5 yrs

TypeScript: 5 yrs

AWS: 3 yrs

Salesforce: 3 yrs

My Office Team

My wife and I have 4 cats. They’re the best remote office team around.

Let me introduce you:

Izzy
The Queen of Cozy

Izzy - a gray mackerel tabby cat with one eye, cuddled in a plush ivory throw. She'll happily remind you, self-care is healthcare, and you can't serve your team well if you don't take good care of yourself too.

Reminds me daily self-care is essential to success.

Performance review:
12/10

Ember
Our Shady Lady

Ember - a mackerel torbie cat whose ginger streaks look like burning embers on the hot coals of her darker background. A master of the side-eye. No, your dad jokes aren't funny, and she's not afraid to let you know. Those stern squinted amber eyes say only one thing - get back to work.

There will be no slacking off on her watch… unless she can join you.

Performance review:
12/10

Darcy
The Office Prankster

Darcy - a female black cat turned to the side with squinty eyes and a big toothy grin

Darcy delights in sneaking up on her fellow team members, keeping everyone on their toes.

Performance review:
13/10

Jack
The Intern

Jack, a ginger mackerel tabby cat, lays on his tower, staring into the camera with his big amber eyes. The baby of the family at just 5 years old, he's sometimes more interested in play than work. And by play, I mean nipping at my ankles to make sure I never risk dosing off at my desk.

Prioritizes play time, but has potential and is eager to learn.

Performance review:
11/10

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